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Slutting The Globe Out — Get it On iBooks
Slutting The Globe
by Neil Mach
Intimacy – It’s a Global Challenge For a Girl…
Kim-Kim is a single girl living in London. She recently disposed of her narcissistic boyfriend and she longs for a man who can satisfy all her needs.
She has sailed around the dating pool long enough to know what type of man she needs… Now she is on a global challenge to seek him out …
Love-Quest Slutting
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Salisbury and Jacob
Kim-Kim travels to Salisbury to meet Jacob on her love ♥ quest
Natty Boh … Slutting the Globe
Anyone out there from Salisbury-Ocean City?
Who knows the Wildfowl Art Centre, Wicimoco or the Irish Penny Pub? How accurate are Kim-Kims recollections?
And, most importantly, what is a Natty Boh?
Paperbacks Arrive for Distribution
Leo helps unpack the first consignment of Slutting the Globe paperbacks that arrived today.
Slutting the Globe by Neil Mach
These are now being sent out to those who asked for copies.
You can order from Amazon here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Slutting-Globe
Slutting The Globe — Here is the Full Pitch
Kim-Kim has just escaped from an unsuccessful relationship with David, a narcissist London policeman. Now she wants to find a proper boyfriend who she can connect with and who can satisfy her needs.
She finds an unlikely ally in the office-geek, Ryan. He helps her set up a website. Its purpose is to facilitate her travels around the world; Their aim is to organize different one night stands, in an attempt to find the perfect man.
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But her family, her best mate and her ex-boyfriend all stand in her way. In addition she is condemned by society for being “a slut.”
Kim-Kim faces losing her job and her home, and if she fails in her attempt to find a suitable man, she will have to surrender to the iron will of her mother, and then must return to her family home, a failure.
So she embarks on a series of adventures with a group of defective and useless individuals, in a self-imposed challenge that she refers to as “Slutting the Globe.”
But will she ever find a mature man enough for her? And more importantly, will her travels help her discover her own true nature?
Extract from Slutting The Globe by Neil Mach
“That’s the beauty of my plan.” Kim-Kim said.
“You have a plan?” Asked Dee.
“Yes, I will be the predator. I will choose my prey. I will hunt down the most perfect men. All of the finest targets. The best shags in the world. All of this earth’s men are at my disposal. They can’t hide for ever. I’ll track them down. The best of them. I’ll search across the globe. I’ll seek them out, wherever they are. I will close in on them. I will snare them. I will be the wolf spider. I will be the chaser and not the chaste…”
“No, correction, you’ll be a slut.” Unfriend Dee said…
Grab your copy of this modern romantic comedy here on Amazon
David Expected Perfection …
“David expected perfection from her. In almost every undertaking.
Slutting the Globe
That even included checking her composure when she walked. He ensured that she sauntered at a constant even tempo. Like one of those ponies you see at the circus. Head up high, knees brought up sharply, and paces to be taken at regular intervals. If you walked with David, you had to high-step with dignity and style. Like a pantomime unicorn…”
Extract from Slutting the Globe, out now on Amazon and also on NOOK Books.
Male Only Book Club
Apparently a Man Only #bookclub has been set up in California
Slutting the Globe
They have a cardinal rule: “No books by women about women ” I thought I would offer up a reading list, to get them started :
A Room of One’s Own by E V Odle
The Second Sex by Simon de Beauvoir
Houston, Houston, Do You Read? by James Tiptree, Jr.
Indiana by George Sand
A Long Fatal Love Chase A.M. Barnard
There, that should get them going… If all the above fail, try the The Taming of the Shrew by Mary Sidney…
Male Scorpionflies
Male scorpionflies “call” females by emitting long-range pheromones. Females fly to them, once called.
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After they have drawn the perfect female to their nest, they engage in prolonged premating associations. These rituals are complicated, the male does not mind taking the risk that she flies away before coupling … If she does, it proves she was not the “right one” for him…
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